Tag Archives: Stacy Dittrich

Technology and Information Overload? I’m There.

Last week, due to events out of my control, I spent an entire week away from my computer, and did little on my Blackberry (an event that hasn’t occurred in years). At the end of the week something funny occurred. I felt relaxed. I felt better. I slept better. And, my mind didn’t feel like a washing machine in the rinse cycle that doesn’t have an off button. It made me really think about what my days consisted of over the last few years.
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Good Times: Apocalypse 2.0

Iran is moving war ships into the Suez Canal, with a stern condemnation from Israel. I hope Israel blows them right out of the water. World War III, pheesh, we can handle it. Italy’s Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi, is oblivious to it all. He’s too busy attending “bunga bunga” parties with Ruby the Heartbreaker. Currently, he’s fixing his broken heart from being bunga’d to death. Not to be confused with Zumba. Oh, and he got indicted to boot. Read More >

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Publishing Industry Hits a New Low with Snookie

This half-pint, Oompa-Loompa, whose claim to fame is doing failed gymnastic routines while drunk on a Jersey beach just made the NYT Bestseller List. Actually, she’s not even from New Jersey. Like the rest of the cast, she’s from New Yawk. This is a gal (I think. She doesn’t appear to be a tranny, but I could be wrong) who walks into a room with her stick-straight dark hair, (minus the poof), and captures the attention of those in attendance. Most think it is because of her uber celebrity status and hit show. I, personally, think that people immediately look at her and drop their jaws because they genuinely believe she is “Samara” from The Ring, or that creepy chick from The Grudge. They scatter in hoards with the notion that if they stay, their soul will be sucked out of their bodies and they will forever wind up with contorted faces.
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Who is the Real Devil in the Closet?

Although fictional, The Devil’s Closet was inspired by an actual case that I investigated during the course of my law enforcement career. It is said that all law enforcement officers have that one particular case that becomes permanently embedded in their memories-and souls. Read More >

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The Real Mary Jane’s Grave

The basic legend of the grave (started by a nearby campground) is that a witch, Mary Jane, was hung from the large, old, pinetree that is situated in the center of the graveyard. Right after her death, a cross mysteriously formed Read More >

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